exhibit thirty six

The price for a life of pleasure is eternal doom! 

The proof is in front of your eyes. Satan's followers make these innocent little motorcycles to tempt your children. One day they're in a field chasing butterflies with their friends and before you know it they're lined up like cattle for slaughter on the road to damnation!

This...

...leads to this

...and a one way ticket to Hell!

exhibit thirty five

Heathen Bikers invade park!

I heard there was going to be a biker party in a local park and decided to do a little recon. If you're a sick fucking pervert and like pictures of grown men in shorts take your camera to a Japanese Motorcycle Rally! Below is all you're going to see of that kind of shit here. If you're really a kink go to a BMW Rally for your Men in Sandals fix either way get the fuck away from this blog!

Talent scout

Guy in the hat acting like he's here to look at motorcycles

One can only imagine what they pack in those cargo shorts.

exhibit thirty four

If this asshole was lucky his cat wouldn't be able to bite his face off when he's fucking his Vespa!

exhibit thirty three

This is what a Monkey looks like right after he gets caught fucking a football.

UPDATE on exhibit twenty eight!

Riding this motorcycle on a military base would be a violation of the 

"Don't ask Don't tell policy" and could land a person in hot water!

Update! Don't ask don't tell is repealed but this paint job is considered a hate crime in all but two states.

exhibit thirty two

I hope a Gila Monster eat's this fucker!

exhibit thirty one

This stupid asshole painted his bike lika a rooster and rode it all the way to Mexico just to get laid!